Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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