I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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