i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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