So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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