Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
the raccoons are back...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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