big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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