i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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