I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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