Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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