ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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