I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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