Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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