That's when you crack a 10am beer
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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