That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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