We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
