If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well I just put wine in my tea
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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