i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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