There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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