I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
