suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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