my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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