Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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