scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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