ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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