I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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