As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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