when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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