I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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