I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
