I heard we made out
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Come see our sink grown plant.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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