Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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