Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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