some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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