Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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