so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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