Dual....:-)
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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