To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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