The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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