We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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