Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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