What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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