The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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