If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Randomize
