and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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