Have you finally orgasmed yet?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I have already put on my inside pants.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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