I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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