STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I did not marry a roomba.
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