I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
This house was built for laser tag.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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