SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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