my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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