Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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