It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
