the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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