I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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