well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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