IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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