You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
