Your tits are I can't wait for
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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